And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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