my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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