I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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