so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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