There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
