i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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