I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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