One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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