I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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