He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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