Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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