Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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