Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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