We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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