yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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