glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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