i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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