I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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