Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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