Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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