if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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