I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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