Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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