The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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