Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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