Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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