He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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