just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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