Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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