I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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