he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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