you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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