Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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