Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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