why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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