if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We are all done wearing pants today
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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