remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
soo... how was my night?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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