Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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