He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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