Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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