so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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