Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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