i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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