She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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