Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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