The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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