Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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