Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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