There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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