Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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