Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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