im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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