Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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