I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
try to milk me bitch
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