Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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